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"I get the petrol Don't forget to buy a couple of sweets Sometimes I like to treat myself If only once a week Open the door, get in the car Sit in the driver's seat Peer into the rear-view mirror And I'm staring back at me When I say me I don't mean me as in my own reflection Hardly slept so I suspect I'm staring at some weird projection My brain has made to tell me Alcohol abuse is wrong Whereupon, I turn around And realize something's going on Trust me, son, this ain't a con You have to trust your eyeballs Know those eyes are fine because They're mine so don't be stifled You're slightly balder now and yes Your pubes are turnin' gray But you've traveled back in time 'Cause there's important shit to say Don't do that (Nope) They'll try to dupe you Don't do this (Nah) They'll try to shoot you Don't do her (Grim) She didn't suit you Today I met myself and I told me 'bout my future So I'm sat in the front and sat in the back As you do havin' a chat Asking 'bout the change in rap And where the music's at I'm careful not to tell myself Entirely everything I've come here just to warn me As to what the future brings Oi, listen, El, surely You can see that you're me I'm you, look at the lips You really can't ignore me I know that in that bag There's ginger beer and curly-wurly's It's kinda hurly burly But you must believe my story I know you tasted glory Was all hunky dory Now you're standing on the borderline Today's the day you're sure to find You don't know where to draw the line This is the start of your decline That's why I came back exactly 15 years Before your sordid crime Don't do that (Nope) They'll try to dupe you Don't do this (Nah) They'll try to shoot you Don't do her (Grim) She didn't suit you Today I met myself and I told me 'bout my future Freakin' out, I been sneakin' 'bout Feelin' edgy 'bout the fact that I've seeked me out I'm freakin' out, I been sneakin' 'bout And I've sat inside my car and started speakin' 'bout What's yet to come It seems most of what the future Has to hold for me is decent But recently my future self Was caught having a threesome One of the girls was underage With fake identification The other one was legal But her father's occupation Was head of a group of hoodlums From just south of the Thames The entire episode was captured From a hidden lens They found some substances inside The glove box of my car So I'm front page of 'The Sun' 'The Mirror' and 'The Daily Star' I'm either goin' down for twenty Or thugs are out to get me My walls are 'bout to crumble Which is why I went and sent me Back in time, prevent the crime Avoid Jane and Amy It seems my future self's a prick But really who can blame me Don't do that (Nope) They'll try to dupe you Don't do this (Nah) They'll try to shoot you Don't do her (Grim) She didn't suit you Today I met myself and I told me 'bout my future "